Mariah Porter

A girl so beautiful she doesn't even need make up to look good.

See that girl over there? She's a Mariah Porter, she looks beautiful even without make up.

by mysterious gentleman November 26, 2011

Eli Porter

Infamous for committing what was quite possibly the longest pause in a rap battle ever. Despite this shortcoming, many still regard him as one of the top 5 emcees Dead or Alive.

Eg's of Eli Porters work:
"See I'm the best maynne, I deed it"
"Look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill"
and widely considered his Magnum Opus:
"You need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade".

by Eli the mayne April 17, 2008

Austin Porter

Austin Porter is a blond hair boy from the boy band PRETTYMUCH.

“Austin Porter is so talented.”

by PastelTori October 28, 2018

posterior funk

The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.

Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!

by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017

Mary g porter traditional school

The worst school in Prince William County. Don’t let the traditional fool you the kids cuss are rude and don’t follow the rules but who can blame them when the teachers are SO BAD. They have a stupid dress code that no one follows, ugly uniforms that no one wears, and teachers who use their status to publicly humiliate kids that they don’t like. ALL the teachers have favorites and it’s so blatantly obvious because that student is able to get away with so much more than anyone else. All the teachers at this school care about is the test grades and that they make “school of excellence,” everyone knows that the teachers don’t really care about the students they just care about the grades that they produce. All the kids are held to an unrealistic expectation that leads to so much stress it’s crazy. There are NO sports except baseball which is aimed at guys because they’re isn’t a softball and of course they have this thing called “dojo” points which only the very BEST kids are given which allow them to go to this really fun event or do this really fun thing at the end of the month and if you don’t get like 100 you can’t go. And if your not a favorite the teachers love to take away like 5 points at a time for things like forgetting to tuck in your shirt after using the bathroom. And speaking of favorites EVERY month they have “students of the month” which are granted the opportunity to wear jeans on that Friday but the thing is it’s the same students EVERY MONTH.

Hey, why’d your mom pull you from Mary G porter traditional school?

The pressure was getting to me and the teachers weren’t helping at all. I felt uncomfortable being there ,like I was gonna get called out for a bad test grade or get yelled at for spacing out. I wanted to play football and do fun stuff like that but the atmosphere there was toxic and the people were mean, I didn’t want to come to school, I hated it.

by The honest anonymous August 19, 2019

Austin Porter

a cute blonde guy with long hair from the band PRETTYMUCH. an anime kween 😍🙌🏽 also a lowkey artist that’s highkey good. HES ALSO HOT ASF if you didn’t know ;))

“Did you hear the “uhh yo it’s prettymuch” in solita? the guy who did that is so hot”
“yup thats austin porter, AUSTIN DID THAT SHITTTT 😍”

by kuwonusarreaga October 28, 2018

Poofters Love Call

When a male passes wind to attract the same sex.

*man farts*
Gino: "can you smell that?"
Guido: "Yeah, it smells like a poofters love call"

by crcdj March 29, 2011