pocket gun

1. A firearm you decide to leave in your pocket.

2. A firearm you ALWAYS leave in your pocket.

Butcher Pete got bored of chopping steaks, so with him and his pocket gun he shot up all the women's meat.

by picklestein October 21, 2016

Pocket Sausage

When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.

Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?

Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.

by Ranchy92 March 22, 2013

Pocket Sage

only heals the duelist or their duo in the match

you : i want to be your pocket sage

your duo or duelist : sure

by jett main September 8, 2021

pocket-watch

Nosing around in another person's financial none-of-your-damn business.

"... Why would you wanna pocket-watch me?" Marshawn Lynch asked.

Pocket-watch?

"Your eyes is on my pockets—you wanna know about my money situation," Lynch said.

by gfmack13 June 9, 2016

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

To not speak, to keep to yourself.

You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

by CFGS December 18, 2010

turd in your pocket

Part of a sarcastic retort to someone who speaks in the plural form, when it's been commonly understood that they really mean it to be you.

Alice: Joe, how about we go fix the siding on the house?

Joe: What do you mean "we?" Do you have a turd in your pocket?

by ferrettt February 3, 2012

Outta Pocket

Word used for when someone is out of line or acting up

Person: Dude that Danielle girl from Dr. Phil is just outta pocket,
You: That's what I'm sayin

by Keyiada February 18, 2017