bitch in my pocket

when you get rid of one of your ho's, and the bitch follows you around like she's still yours. it's like you've got a bitch in your back pocket all the time. very annoying.

dude 1: dude that janelle ho has been followin me around for days, callin me and shit. its's bout to drive a nigga crazy!

dude 2: looks like you got a bitch in your pocket bra!

dude 1: damn man!! i got a bitch in my pocket! shit!

by the funny guy and his friend September 21, 2009

pocket bitches

in texas hold em, when your two hole cards are both queens.

Damn, you cracked my pocket bitches.

by ShefMoney October 8, 2004

Bitch Pockets

pronounced (bich_ˈpä-kət) (Street slang) The act of asking a girl for her number and then putting it in your pocket. Therefore you have put the bitch in your pocket. Moreover the female in question is now your bitch pocket.

Origins of the word date back to 2002 when first heard from Money Spitz, the creator of the word.

Yo what's good! Let's hit up the club and get some bitch pockets.

Nah, that ain't my girl that's my bitch pocket.

by Cristylez July 22, 2010

Bitch pockets

Any style of women’s clothing would likely qualify as being equipped with bitch pockets.

Any sized pocket made purely for show & clearly not intended to be used for their intended purpose (as a pocket)

Here I need you to hold on to this stuff, all I’ve got are bitch pockets in this outfit.

by Burdensomeknowing April 5, 2026

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009