A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.
Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.
I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.
I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.
by JoeDimaggioes March 9, 2011
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While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.
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by Nyckboy June 27, 2016
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by nomanito September 18, 2016
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by chicago jones July 11, 2011
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Get the swag punch a bitch mug.Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.
"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"
by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006
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