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pmp

pissing my pants as in stfu etc
by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005
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PMP

Poop My Pants.
Synonym to Laugh Out Loud (LOL)
Comedian: "So, ah, Jesus, Mohammad and The Elephant-Headed Hindu God of Good Fortune, Ganesh, all walk into a Hooters..."

...punchline.

You: "PMP!"
by goldenexclamationpoint December 29, 2010
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'PMP'

Pre- Match Pony:

Basically turning one out/ having a shit before doing something like, playing football/ going down the gym/ anything really.
Hey John, I'm just gunna have a quick 'PMP' (pre-match pony) before we kick off.
by winny19 January 5, 2012
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pmp

Piss my pants. Used for a funny momment.
Brooke: owwww fell off a chair
Me: pmp!!!!!!!! Lawllllz
Brooke: ikr!!! But it hurt :(
Me: im still pmp
by bcav7 July 4, 2011
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PMP

"Pop My Pussy" when you get really excited about something and you can't control your genitals
by BladezRLyfe August 28, 2018
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PMP

Pussy Money Power. The highest level of status in society. The 0.01%. The Kings. Originated from SoundCloud rapper Kappa K.
by King Kappa the First June 15, 2022
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Pmp

Pissing my pants
Pissed my pants
Man that was fucking hilarious i pmp
by internet slang July 14, 2019
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