pmp

pissing my pants as in stfu etc

a: bla bla funny shit

B: pmp

by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005

PMP

Poop My Pants.
Synonym to Laugh Out Loud (LOL)

Comedian: "So, ah, Jesus, Mohammad and The Elephant-Headed Hindu God of Good Fortune, Ganesh, all walk into a Hooters..."

...punchline.

You: "PMP!"

by goldenexclamationpoint December 29, 2010

'PMP'

Pre- Match Pony:

Basically turning one out/ having a shit before doing something like, playing football/ going down the gym/ anything really.

Hey John, I'm just gunna have a quick 'PMP' (pre-match pony) before we kick off.

by winny19 January 5, 2012

pmp

Piss my pants. Used for a funny momment.

Brooke: owwww fell off a chair
Me: pmp!!!!!!!! Lawllllz
Brooke: ikr!!! But it hurt :(
Me: im still pmp

by bcav7 July 4, 2011

PMP

"Pop My Pussy" when you get really excited about something and you can't control your genitals

For example, "I PMP for hot cheetos"

by BladezRLyfe August 28, 2018

Pmp

Pissing my pants
Pissed my pants

Man that was fucking hilarious i pmp

by internet slang July 14, 2019

PMP

Pussy Money Power. The highest level of status in society. The 0.01%. The Kings. Originated from SoundCloud rapper Kappa K.

I got PMP, pussy money power.

by King Kappa the First June 15, 2022