Plucking Nit

PG version of "fucking piece of shit'

You called the manager a "plucking nit." He kicked you in the nuts.

by bignutz January 14, 2015

Pluckin

When a person is talking to much or lying or putting own in front of a different kinda people

Aye dude why u always pluckin an lying an shit for these hoes

by Ebbi woodruff August 24, 2019

pheasant plucker

A song involving a tongue twister.

John:
Person1: I bet you can't say this.
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Person2:
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant fucker's son.
I am only fucking pheasants 'till the peasant fucker comes.

by bilbo_9923 April 27, 2011

plucked

A state of utter frustration.

Taken from the annoyance of a chicken, or any feathered creature having their feathers plucked off.

Diva 1: Did you see what noxema posted about you on her blog?!
Diva 2: Yes honey, i saw it yesterday and believe me i was plucked!

by Aniko October 10, 2006

canadian water-pluck

When your taking such a huge shit. That as soon as the heavy ass projectile hits the water it creates a drop big enough to go up and slightly in your ass hole. Therefore making the rest of your dirty business very wet and uncomfortable.

Yo dude, i was taking the biggest shit last week and when the huge thing fell in the water i got a canadian water-pluck, and now i still have that damn water in my ass and it moves around when i walk.

by ZERXq51 March 4, 2009

Pussy Plucker

someone who, instead of shaving or getting waxed, takes the excruciatiating and horribly long pain and quite a waste of time, to pluck their pubic hairs using a pair of tweezers.

someone who likes pain around the external skin of the vagina.

someone who, plucks their pussy.

Damn. look at the way she walks. I mean, she's got to be a Pussy Plucker!

by hannah!Issawhoreee. September 3, 2010

pluck it

An expression used primarily around children to take the place of the more vulgar one, fuck it.

I was yelling, “pluck it!” at the top of my lungs in total frustration, hoping that no one would realize there was no chicken.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019