Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?

The question you should ask when you are too intoxicated to think of a sandwich other than salami.

"What are you eating, is it a salami sandwich?"
"Yes pal"
"Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?"

by Crack fox September 6, 2016

Ploughmans Lunch

The act of being a bit touchy feely around your mates girlfriend when you are a bit drunk

oi fuck off Ploughmans & stop being lunchy around my bird - ploughmans lunch

by Son Of Byford May 13, 2010

Ploughman's Sandwich

the sexual act in which two males "sandwich" one female while all wear nothing but tennis shoes

LEXYYYYY get your racquet or im gunna give you a PLOUGHMAN'S SANDWICH!

by GRIED June 10, 2009

ploughmans

The area between a male's genetalia and his arsehole. Meaning between the cheese and the pickle.

"Oooo...my missus knows how to press my buttons...i love it when she strokes my ploughmans"

by El Fromero September 6, 2006

Ploughman's Lunch

A heterosexual sexual act involving the use of the reverse piledriver position (where the women lays on here back with her pussy raised in the air while the man, facing the same way, squats and inserts his penis downwards), ejaculation is then followed by the man shitting over the woman's chest and laughing.

I just had a great Ploughman's Lunch with my girlfriend and then I ate a sandwhich.

by IndependenceMissouri September 21, 2009

Ploughman Loaf

A Term used by bakers with reference to wanting to have sex with a hot Co-Worker

"Hey man, have you heard that Talty is working with this hot chick Kobi"?

"Yeah bro, He told me that she has been copping the Talty Ploughman Loaf for a while now"

"I wouldnt mine giving her some of my Ploughman Loaf"

by bigtuna123 October 19, 2011

Ploughman's lunch

When one grates cheddar over anothers vagina while they are on their period and proceeds to eat up.

My girlfriend let me eat a ploughman's lunch in bed last night.

by Jackeylad November 15, 2018