porous hair.

1.weak hair.
2. damaged hair.
3.dry hair.
4.burnt up hair.
5.black people hair.

"ugh.
look at at that porous hair."
"i know!
its all crusty and burnt up!"

by nastyhoe69 July 9, 2009

porous

a sex position, using ur left testicle and placing it in the asshole.

yo i aint goin doggy style, im gonna porous her ass

by Matty Campbell January 6, 2008

Porous Walrus

A fat chick with a leaky vagina.

Shit, look at the stain on the back of her dress; porous walrus!

by FreakyFrenchy December 29, 2009

porous

a declaration by an uneducated person intended to indicate something is negative, as in "poor".

You got fired from your job for eating chips, even though you were a little high and needed something crunchy? That shit's straight porous!

by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017

Porous

Not swag; opposite of cool
One whom is not of thy divinity. To be described as porous is the utmost disrespect one can receive. Most likely to be used on a millennial. You DO NOT want to be called porous

Brotato 1: “yo homie can I have a part of your sandwich”
Brotato 2: “no you slump of hay”
Brotato 1: “you’re so porous”

by Ur moms side shawty May 21, 2021

poroussi

When you try to spell the name "soroush" on a nokia phone predictive text, this comes up.

"im trying to write soroush but this stupid phone writes poroussi, what the hell??

by Poroussi January 28, 2008

plorpous

A slimy creature, generally lacking intelligence

"That girl looked like a plorpous"

by SwookyG March 8, 2017