types of people:
1. 55% of all the pleasantonite kids fall in to this catagory: aitheist or aganostic though their parents were raised christan or jewish so they still have to go to church. they make up the middle of the road group in the schools, the kids who get moderate to good grades and get in only a little trouble, often suck ups or sluts.
2.15% of the kids in pleasanton are waaay too christain and make fun of gay people and mexicans. they think their cooler than they realy are and show it. they often pretend to be skaters or gangsters and tell everyone storys about how tough they are.
3.15%...skaters. they too think that their realy awsome for the most part. some are cool and merge into the "punks" but a majority think that they are the best skater in town. also called "fgo kids" many smoke and drink, and quite a few smoke weed as well, shrooms not uncommon.
4.5%...punks. this includes all the kids that listen to underground bayarea punk, hardcore, noise, rockabilly ect. to be in this group you must also go to "shows" that play the music listed above. the main venue for pleasantonite punks, unity closed a few years ago so now most shows are held at the famous gilman in berkeley and house shows in the tri valley
5.3% these kids only play video games. they never leave thier house exept for school. they are often fat.
6.3% hippies these kids are very concerned with whats going on in the world today. they usualy get in trouble alot in and out of school and listen to old music from the 60's and hate modern rap and hip hop. they get called gay by the "popular" kids but dont realy care what people say about them too much. pot and shrooms are the drugs of choice for these kids and at home they make their parents buy free range meant, oraganic food and drinks, and hemp clothing.
the city: pleasanton is an upper middle class city with some rich neiborhoods. there is not very much to do, but downtown, the movie theater, and the mall are popular. crime is low and cops have way too much to do so get mad at kids for basicly nothing. some kids hang out in abandond houses and under bridges and on roofs, especially the hippies and punks
1. 55% of all the pleasantonite kids fall in to this catagory: aitheist or aganostic though their parents were raised christan or jewish so they still have to go to church. they make up the middle of the road group in the schools, the kids who get moderate to good grades and get in only a little trouble, often suck ups or sluts.
2.15% of the kids in pleasanton are waaay too christain and make fun of gay people and mexicans. they think their cooler than they realy are and show it. they often pretend to be skaters or gangsters and tell everyone storys about how tough they are.
3.15%...skaters. they too think that their realy awsome for the most part. some are cool and merge into the "punks" but a majority think that they are the best skater in town. also called "fgo kids" many smoke and drink, and quite a few smoke weed as well, shrooms not uncommon.
4.5%...punks. this includes all the kids that listen to underground bayarea punk, hardcore, noise, rockabilly ect. to be in this group you must also go to "shows" that play the music listed above. the main venue for pleasantonite punks, unity closed a few years ago so now most shows are held at the famous gilman in berkeley and house shows in the tri valley
5.3% these kids only play video games. they never leave thier house exept for school. they are often fat.
6.3% hippies these kids are very concerned with whats going on in the world today. they usualy get in trouble alot in and out of school and listen to old music from the 60's and hate modern rap and hip hop. they get called gay by the "popular" kids but dont realy care what people say about them too much. pot and shrooms are the drugs of choice for these kids and at home they make their parents buy free range meant, oraganic food and drinks, and hemp clothing.
the city: pleasanton is an upper middle class city with some rich neiborhoods. there is not very much to do, but downtown, the movie theater, and the mall are popular. crime is low and cops have way too much to do so get mad at kids for basicly nothing. some kids hang out in abandond houses and under bridges and on roofs, especially the hippies and punks
by anonamouys January 16, 2008
A bitch ass town of a bunch of rich white bitches trying to act "gangsta." Officially the stupidest town ever. 3 tpyes of kids in Pleasanton: Type 1- Rich bitches trying to act ghetto and when these assholes get themselves killed because they did something stupid people actually care. Type 2- Dumbass emo bitches that wet themselves to MSI songs. Type 3- By far a vast minority are those with a mild amount of common sense.
Pleasanton- Whigger and loser capital of America.
Wow... this supid emo bitch is probably from Pleasanton.
Wow... this supid emo bitch is probably from Pleasanton.
by Not A Pleasanton Fag March 4, 2007
Pleasanton is probably the most ghetto place in the SF bay area. Everyone there has escalades and ferraris and bmws. The kids there can actually AFFORD drugs, so theres no crime or nothing.
Guy 1: Dude I wanna go to a place where I dont have to kill people for drugs!
Guy 2: Go to pleasanton!
High school girl: OMG SEX!
Guy 2: Go to pleasanton!
High school girl: OMG SEX!
by MalikThaNigga April 18, 2011
A nice little suburb of Oakland. Mainly families. These are the types of kids
Jocks: Usually get pretty good grades. Come from upper middle class families. Usually live in Parkside, sometimes Valley Trails, the Preserve Laguna Oaks or the area by Donlon.
Gamers: Usually really fat kids that think their funny. Can live anywhere. Spend their life with videogames, usually have youtube channels. Usually start out playing pokemon then skylanders then minecraft.
Skaters: Mostly popular kids that do drugs and brag a lot. Pretty fun people to hangout with. They will often do the dumbest shit you can think of. Can live anywhere but many of them live by Lydiksen, PMS, Foothill, or the neighborhood by Val Vista.
Richass's: Annoying kids that have little to know friend's that think their the shit. Live in Laguna Oaks, Golden Eagle, Castlewood, The Preserve, or Ruby Hills.
Jocks: Usually get pretty good grades. Come from upper middle class families. Usually live in Parkside, sometimes Valley Trails, the Preserve Laguna Oaks or the area by Donlon.
Gamers: Usually really fat kids that think their funny. Can live anywhere. Spend their life with videogames, usually have youtube channels. Usually start out playing pokemon then skylanders then minecraft.
Skaters: Mostly popular kids that do drugs and brag a lot. Pretty fun people to hangout with. They will often do the dumbest shit you can think of. Can live anywhere but many of them live by Lydiksen, PMS, Foothill, or the neighborhood by Val Vista.
Richass's: Annoying kids that have little to know friend's that think their the shit. Live in Laguna Oaks, Golden Eagle, Castlewood, The Preserve, or Ruby Hills.
by Hammerballs February 4, 2016
A small town in the bad ass, slightly backwards state of Texas. South of San Antonio, it is where all the "gangsters" who get kicked out of Bear County go to. There is a high percentage of Zombies, Vampires and Werewolves compared to the normal population in this town.
by M3H. July 24, 2009
stupid town in the east bay area with a bunch of entitled white kids. they all think they’re the shit and have juuls to try to look hard but they’ll tell on u if u call them a bitch. everyone is fake annoying and rich. 90% of the white boys there say slurs and try to act tough. every house there is like 1mil+ so shut them up if they say they’re from the streets. bonus bitch points if they call it ptown. i won’t even start on the karens there. don’t get caught going two over the speed limit or j walking because they will call in and report u.
have u ever gone to pleasanton?
no i heard the initiation process of entering there is someone shoving a stick up ur ass.
no i heard the initiation process of entering there is someone shoving a stick up ur ass.
by leavemealone333 March 31, 2021
Pleasanton is a bland, boring upper-middle class suburb, where everyone lives in ludicrous McMansions, drives luxury European cars, and the kids have 5,000 extracurricular activities. Everything is very clean. The town mall, Stoneridge, had a reputation in the 90's for being the most upscale mall for miles. The sun is always shining (literally).
In other words, Pleasanton is Stepford, Bay Area-style. You may never again see such a high concentration of Stepford-ness in California (right down to voting Republican!).
Perhaps the only difference from Stepford-land is the diversity. Pleasanton was a haven for rich, Republican WASPs in the 80's and 90's. Now the town is dominated by Jewish, East Asian and Indian millionaires.
In other words, Pleasanton is Stepford, Bay Area-style. You may never again see such a high concentration of Stepford-ness in California (right down to voting Republican!).
Perhaps the only difference from Stepford-land is the diversity. Pleasanton was a haven for rich, Republican WASPs in the 80's and 90's. Now the town is dominated by Jewish, East Asian and Indian millionaires.
Foothill High Kid: I wanted to organize a charity event with the kids over in Oakland, but when I emailed our principal about it, the whole administration reacted in horror.
Foothill High Mom: I would hope so. We would never allow you to mix with kids from Oakland and I'm glad the school understands that!
Foothill High Kid: Mom, you sound like all the other Stepford wives in Pleasanton, CA.
(based on a true story. Yes, really.)
Foothill High Mom: I would hope so. We would never allow you to mix with kids from Oakland and I'm glad the school understands that!
Foothill High Kid: Mom, you sound like all the other Stepford wives in Pleasanton, CA.
(based on a true story. Yes, really.)
by dearstabby4u October 21, 2012