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Pleasanton, CA 

Pleasanton is a bland, boring upper-middle class suburb, where everyone lives in ludicrous McMansions, drives luxury European cars, and the kids have 5,000 extracurricular activities. Everything is very clean. The town mall, Stoneridge, had a reputation in the 90's for being the most upscale mall for miles. The sun is always shining (literally).

In other words, Pleasanton is Stepford, Bay Area-style. You may never again see such a high concentration of Stepford-ness in California (right down to voting Republican!).

Perhaps the only difference from Stepford-land is the diversity. Pleasanton was a haven for rich, Republican WASPs in the 80's and 90's. Now the town is dominated by Jewish, East Asian and Indian millionaires.
Foothill High Kid: I wanted to organize a charity event with the kids over in Oakland, but when I emailed our principal about it, the whole administration reacted in horror.

Foothill High Mom: I would hope so. We would never allow you to mix with kids from Oakland and I'm glad the school understands that!

Foothill High Kid: Mom, you sound like all the other Stepford wives in Pleasanton, CA.

(based on a true story. Yes, really.)
Pleasanton, CA by dearstabby4u October 21, 2012
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Pleasant Valley, CA 

A rural community in central California. The number 1 industry is raising pheasants for gourmet restaurants, the Department of Conservation, and bird collectors.
The Pleasant Valley, CA High School football team is called the Pheasant Pluckers. The cheerleaders' favorite cheer is...(sung very loud and fast)
"I'm a Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker, Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker, Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker...
(3 times in a row)

Pleasant Hill, CA 

Fucking ridiculous. The ghetto people here are from Concord or fucking Antioch or whatever, The niggers are from Oakland , And the middleschools harbor Almost all faggots.No1 does coke, becuz we have to go to fucking Pacheco to get it, shrroming not huge, Officer White likes sticking his molestermousetache in little boys butthole, and the only weed i get here is alright at best.if your moving here wear a thong so u look hot and twice as gud as half tha preppy bitches up in dis White ass hood.
Hi, I go to Pleasant Hill Midlle School,in Pleasant Hill, Ca, and Mr. Roeslin tried to rape me with his dildo.
Pleasant Hill, CA by AiPapi12345 February 28, 2011
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