Playdate

Two men get hard, then tape their heads together tip to tip. Then a third partner and starts to jack off both dicks in one long stroke, until they cum. The cum represents kids and when the cum mixes it is a playdate.
Robert - "Dude that party was crazy last night"

Johnny - "You don't even know, i think me, Steve, and Christina and a playdate."
by Jimmyk6669 October 15, 2013
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pet playdate

Owners of pets (usually dogs) who set up playdates for their pets to get together and play. dogs, cats, pets, pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet aunt, pet uncle, petsitter, dog park
My golden retriever had a great pet playdate with the labrador retriever down the street. They ran around the park, jumped in the pond and chased the squirrels and rabbits around trees.
by joecoolthefool May 20, 2016
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Wasserman Playdate

When you have two dates or events planned for one evening.
She invited me to an early dinner, do you think she's trying to pull a Wasserman Playdate?
by gayfortv July 17, 2018
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Vampire Playdate

A vampire playdate is when your "lover" appears by the cover of dark and leaves before sun-up. Can be, but doesn't have to be a secret.
WOW, I am so tired this morning. I was up all night on my Vampire Playdate.
by reggaewoman August 17, 2010
mugGet the Vampire Playdatemug.

unborn playdate

When one man enters a woman from behind and another enters her from the front and their sperms meet up
I had a three way last night and i think me and the other guys sperm had an unborn playdate
by Lachlan 69 December 9, 2011
mugGet the unborn playdatemug.
National Playdate Gru Day Starts at May 5th, This is when we will blast our speakers with the playdate song by Melanie Martinez and dance like Gru in our neighbors/freinds.
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National Playdate Gru Day
by Jassy8310 April 27, 2024
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n-da-playdate

when you're as stuck up as a middletown, and you live in oneonta, and she get's the divorce, to go on friendfinder and put up the BBC ad.
"Stephanie, did you just take an enormous shit in the women's room, and take your son on a date at chuckie cheese? He's gonna be so angry at you for dating a black guy." #n-da-playdate
by thechri5 April 1, 2020
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