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playdated 

When a man or a woman gives you their number under the false pretense that they want your "children" to play. What they really mean is to have the chance to go out with you. The intent is close to using a puppy to get a girls number.
I think I just got playdated. This guy asked for my number so our kids could hang out. I am not even sure if he has kids.
playdated by Dogsrmything January 31, 2017
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playdate 

n. a scheduled appointment for children to get together and play.

Playdates are typically arranged between parents of babies, toddlers and children up to age four and are then kid-requested for children ages five to eleven (still coordinated via the parents).

A playdate is at least two children but can include three or more children.
All four of us are going to bring our Nintendo DS games... this is going to be the best playdate ever!
playdate by Ziggy_Susan March 30, 2009

Playdating 

When you're only 14 years old and you want to date someone, but your parents tell you you're not old enough (especially when the person you want to date is older).

You are allowed to go on play dates (hence the playdating) until the 16 year old benchmark is met. Playdating is a good way to get to know your potential significant other while keeping it clean by playing with blocks and coloring pictures.
When Charlotte wanted to date Grant, her parents told her she was too young, so her sister suggested they take it slow and consider playdating instead.
Playdating by 32312 August 7, 2012

Playdate 

A date where grown ups, whom would never otherwise be friends, force their children to play together, to avoid raising a sociopath.
We should get Jimmy and Jane together for a playdate this weekend.
Playdate by Kimmah78 June 29, 2018

playmate 

A playboy playmate.
Meaning a playboy bunny. (A sexy girl of Playboy)
Here's Hugh Hefner and his lovely playmates.
playmate by Bastian December 26, 2003

playmate 

a friend with hidden benefits. someone with whom you are publicly friends with and have private sexual relations with. can also be public but usually is not. not a "fuck buddy".
Gina: I don't get it. They don't go out, but there are rumors that they mess around even though they're supposed to be "just friends"
Diane: That's what you call being playmates
playmate by ChibiFox17 March 31, 2010

Playmate 

Having another person (preferably a kid) playing side by side with another.
Mom: "It's about time my son has found a playmate."
Playmate by RFruit November 9, 2008