Platonic Love

A Fancy term for "Friendzoned".

Girl one: "So I thought you were dating Tyler? Why are you going out with Joe?

Girl two: "Oh that's nothing. Joe's my best friend; I love him! But it's purely platonic love, not real love.

by greatestace95 September 9, 2012

Platonic Love

The kind of love that nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies rely on from other nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies.

kara-"i'm nineteen and the love clock is ticking."
hailey-"yes i empathise, we are surely going to become crazy cat ladies."
kara-"at least we have our platonic love."

by dale mozart. February 16, 2009

platonic love

When you are in love with a chick, but the one she is fucking is Plato.

in platonic love = friendzoned

by ManGoingHisOwnWay July 14, 2016

platonic man love

1. a non homosexual, yet still affectionate, relationship between men.

2. a type of relationship to be celebrated by society (although the non-platonic version should be celebrated to a greater extent).

1. "You bought a widescreen T.V. for football night?!? Dude, I love you!" (often followed by a manly hug)

2. "I saw Brad and Mike hugging each other and got super excited because I thought they were together. Too bad it just turned out to be platonic man love..."

by morgan November 27, 2004

platonic man love

1. A non-homosexual love between men.
2. A tight friendship between persons, ie "Brotherly Love"

1. I love you Bob.

2. Gary was my brother, my best friend; I loved him.

by Evan November 13, 2004

Platonic Lesbian Love

A deep, deep love for your best girly friend, that, although appearing overtly sexual to outsiders, is fact completely innocuous.

Can be abbreviated to PLL.

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1) I Platonic Lesbian Love you

2) Emma and Alex are Platonic Lesbian Lovers

3) Every year, Emma and Alex celebrate PLL Day

by Schmalex December 26, 2008

platonic love

eli and cassie

PLATONIC LOVE WON'T EXIST IF ELI AND CASSIE WERE ABORTED

by elaysa June 25, 2023