penophile

a person who collects pens. Need not be fancy pens and includes those who inadvertantly picks up other person's pens and forgets to return them. Generally has a stash of a wide variety of types of pens in drawers, coffee mugs and the bottom of the washer.

Andrew, being a penophile, adroitly picked up the server's pen, signed his check, then pocketed the pen to add to his collection.

by A. Townsend August 17, 2007

pognophile

The one who loves or studies #beard

He is a pognophile

by SHM Mee June 6, 2016

patophile

an individual with a love of ducks, often bordering on sexual obsession.

Alex is a patophile.

by krazymack June 12, 2011

Palaeophile

A person who is more interested in old things than new ones.

Being a palaeophile, she was always interested in old collections and visiting ancient places.

by O' Hara October 16, 2016

Alanophile

A person who is obsessed with Alan Walker

He is an Alanophile

by walker79044 November 19, 2022

Panophilia

Being turned on by literally everything. Seriously. Everything.

That guy was such an panophiliac. I'm glad he's being arrested.

by Bat Owl January 13, 2017

padophile

an Apple fanboi obsessed with buying the iPad. he or she creams their jeans constantly at the thought of having a giant iPhone with no camera and nothing but iPhone apps 9 inches across.

Did you hear about Scotty? closet Padophile, he bought one and didn't tell his wife.

by fleemsleem April 2, 2010