planned hammer

Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.

Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.

Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.

Sarah: Can I come?

Kimmie: No way churchie.

by cokemidget March 31, 2017

Just as planned

When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded

-Previously-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I

-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...

L: What?

Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-

by kurouke November 12, 2010

planned obsession

When a large corporation plans a products availability to the market by the obsessive nature of their customers.

"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"

"Planned obsession at its worst"

by badback9 September 20, 2013

Pannell

The last name of a person who is a dinosaur by day, and a ninja by night.

Liza Pannell growled at me yesterday afternoon.
Then, when the clock struck midnight, she karate-chopped me.
It was epic, man.

by Christofero Columbo October 23, 2009

planned obsolescence

A process which involves a manufacture to develope a product (such as a car, video game console, TV) with the intentions of making it obsolete and/or non-functional after a certain period of time in order to sales and profit. It has benefits for a producer (repeat purchases) but disadvantages for the consumer(waste of time and money).

Man, I have to go to the store again; my toaster broke and it would cost more to fix it than to buy a new one. Freakin' planned obsolescence.

by Yza January 11, 2009

Austin Pannell

fat

that guy is very Austin Pannell

by amanmwhohacks May 17, 2019

planner

an underpaid, overworked employee that takes endless shit and abuse, while trying to organize work for thankless assholes that dont want to do the work in the first place

The planner was forced to work the weekend to be ready for the shutdown

by Corey Planner November 15, 2006