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planeteer 

Retarded enviromentalist kids from Captain Planet. Went around ruining honest businesses, destroying Air conditioners, premoting terriorisim and worshipping Hitler, all while flying around in an earth friendly, solar powered airship. HQ was in the little gay kid's grass hut in Mexico.
Also had a lame part in the Captain Planet theme song.
...We're the Planeteers, you can be one to!
Cause saving our planet is the the thing to do
Looting and Polluting, is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say...
planeteer by TheOx June 14, 2004
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dome planeteer 

Someone who gives head while the other is watching Planet Earth
"Dude, did you have a good time watching planet earth with your girl lastnight?

"Yeah she was a total dome planeteer"
dome planeteer by Legba January 3, 2018

planetaeriium 

the most funniest mf on this goddamn planet like no lie. this girl has some humor.

her videos make people laugh which she loves , someone should hire her asap

like literally. she's so caring and kind 😭😭 planetaeriium is the mf best period.
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planethercolors 

I love planethercolors!

Planeteering 

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!
"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
Planeteering by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022