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Phonegasm

When you're trying to call your friends on their cellular phone, but no one answers, because they inserted it into their own anus, vagina or in extreme cases in that little hole in the tip of the penis. Thus they do not receive your call, but are given an orgasm.
Hello? hellohellohe Hello Tom loTomlom. What's with the eccho, cchocho are you... youou Are you in a cave or- veoror AM I GIVING YOU A PHONEGASM?!!! gasmasmasm

I must remember to insert my phone with free access to the power outlet, so that I can keep getting phonegasms all day long!
by Harlot Sisters May 4, 2010
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planesmas

September 11th. The term implies that the attacks of 9/11 were actually something of a gift, or celebration.
Merry Planesmas, New York!
by Cap'n Awesome September 24, 2005
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Planetgasm

When a planet feels reeeeeaaaaaal good and it lets out gas and/or other things.
"Dodo, I think Venus is having a planetgasm, strange gas is coming out everywhere and blobs of white stuff!"
by Tinks_ June 10, 2018
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pantgasm

To come in your pants when aroused either sexually or emotionally.
I just saw Halle berry on the beach and had a total pantgasm.
by wyzenguard May 4, 2012
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planetgasm

When a planet feels reeeaaaal good.
Bethany: 'Oh my god i think the Earth is having a Planetgasm'
by Dodo is man May 9, 2018
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pangasmaboger

one that acts as a retarded person on accident, but actually feels they are cool.
did you see john dancing at the party? he is such a pangasmaboger.
by mr poopy pants November 22, 2007
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phonegasm

(n) when your phone recieves a large amount of texts close to each other and repeatedly vibrates like crazy
Dude, i got so many texts when i was in the hospital that there was a phonegasm
by trhodes June 11, 2009
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