Playentleman

Playentleman replaces the outdated SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy) Ladies no longer want a man/boyfriend who cries more than they do.

A Playentleman is player who posesses the qualities of a gentleman. He will not call you back but when you eventually get hold of him he will hold the door open for you

Friend one: How was your date with Rufus?

Friend two: He is a Playentleman! He has refused to introduce me to his family or friends. But he does know a lot about current events and reccomended a few good books.

by Mieh June 3, 2010

Plamen

Hot, steamy, on fire. The hottest sexiest toughest beast of a man you will ever meet.

Turn the temperature down, it's way too Plamen in here

by tdot11 March 21, 2010

nose placenta

The clot removed from the aftermath of a massive bloody nose. It acts like elastic whilst pulling it out and tickles the nostril of the bearer. It can also be siphoned through to the mouth and spat at a target.

I went to blast out my nose placenta and it landed on this little kid's head, then a dog came by and ate it. It was such a dark red gelatinous mess.

by Gildster October 19, 2010

plamena

Nickname: plam
The sexiest person you will ever meet.

plamena’s a bitch just like karma

by Plam_31 December 30, 2018

Placentophagy

The practice of eating that deliciously moist and veiny sac that falls out of a gaping vagina after the birth of choice mammal. People often make ice cream and corn bread out of placenta. And is super delicious and magically nutritious. Pairs well with a Pinot Noir.

I stole my wife's afterbirth and practiced placentophagy. I had a yummy burger.

by GilesGoate September 9, 2010

placenta tree

After 6 years of hiding your placenta in the back of the freezer and hoping that the power doesnt go out again for the 5th time that month.. placenta blood trickling into your tofu ice cream...the day finally comes when
your boyfriend saves up enough "crop cash"for down payment on a piece of land. The whole family gathers around to plant the new fruit tree on top of the freezer burnt placenta.

the family picnic will be out by the placenta tree

by raino77 January 8, 2010

placenta daddy

Someone who has a kid and becomes significantly better at life as a result

Raptors Fan: Damn, Fred VanVleet is really such an OG placenta daddy.
Warriors Fan: Yea man he stopped missing jumpers completely after having his kid.

by Rail Roid June 16, 2019