Plastard

when there is some bitchy, idiotic, jerk (other known as a bastard) who has had lots of plastic surgery yet is still quite hot.

DAMN look at that plastard over there, she must have gotten like 3 plastic surgery operations

by knifeguywithaknife January 23, 2011

Mel placard

Airline term which means "minimum equipment list. In simple terms
This is a minor mx (maintenance) issue which will not keep the aircraft from flying it's prescribed route.

We have a reading light out in seat 39a's pcu(passenger control unit) we can put a mel placard on it and send it on its way

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021