Placentophagy

The practice of eating that deliciously moist and veiny sac that falls out of a gaping vagina after the birth of choice mammal. People often make ice cream and corn bread out of placenta. And is super delicious and magically nutritious. Pairs well with a Pinot Noir.

I stole my wife's afterbirth and practiced placentophagy. I had a yummy burger.

by GilesGoate September 9, 2010

placenta tree

After 6 years of hiding your placenta in the back of the freezer and hoping that the power doesnt go out again for the 5th time that month.. placenta blood trickling into your tofu ice cream...the day finally comes when
your boyfriend saves up enough "crop cash"for down payment on a piece of land. The whole family gathers around to plant the new fruit tree on top of the freezer burnt placenta.

the family picnic will be out by the placenta tree

by raino77 January 8, 2010

placenta daddy

Someone who has a kid and becomes significantly better at life as a result

Raptors Fan: Damn, Fred VanVleet is really such an OG placenta daddy.
Warriors Fan: Yea man he stopped missing jumpers completely after having his kid.

by Rail Roid June 16, 2019

Placenta Berry

A small piece of placenta that dangles from a women's vagina after giving birth.

Mary's doctor wiped away the placenta berry left behind after she had her baby.

by Dommy November 7, 2005

placenta fucker

the act of amassing a large enough amount of placenta to fill a jug with.
then proceeding to gain erection by whatever means necessary and then humping placenta jug until orgasm.

when dimitri couldnt get aroused he decided to do some placenta fucking ie. making him a placenta fucker.

by Jackzilla April 5, 2009

pickled placenta

After your wife gives birth. Search through the pile of bloody afterbirth between your wifes thighs and find the placenta. Take it home, pickle it in an acidic solution, and put in on a shelf and leave it for a decade or so. When your child is around about 10 years old, put the pickled placenta between two pieces of buttered granary bread and put it in you sons lunch box for his school dinner.

"whoah man, whats that shit in your sandwich? It looks like a pickled placenta!"

by simo_4 January 13, 2008

Placentia

City in Southern California, in Orange County.

"A Pleasant Place to Live."

I live in Placentia.

(Duh?)

by breakingthepain August 28, 2008