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Lemon pitta

Cockney slang for a shitter (anus)
I'm gonna fuck her right in the lemon pitta!
by Edleygear September 12, 2013
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A PItta Bread

A massive cunt who looks and smells just like a piece of pitta. Usually named Aaron or a really bad name of some kind. They persist to annoy people through deregatory, unprovoked, unfunny remarks.
Sweet Brit " " Hey aaron " " Wanna go to a car park so I can look cool in front of my pals ? " " Eurghhh your such a pitta bread !!!
by Ngwenya101 December 6, 2010
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Racist pitta

Racist pitta means your pitta and you are racist. How much ever you try and be human, you are not. As much as you think you can be human or as much as you think you cant, you cant. Cuz ur mofu*kin ass is a rracist pittah ahh..
by Rajanputtupodigod June 12, 2022
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Houmous and Pitta

Bourgeoise rhyming slang for anal intercourse with a posh bird.
"jocasta turned out to be a right dirty cow - she loves it up the houmous and pitta"
by SirHoundalot May 22, 2009
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Pettan

Japanese word/slang for flat chest girl.
Rushia is pettan.
by Jacktheweeb January 13, 2022
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Pettan

Japanese for flat. Can be used to say a girl has small boobs.
Gura is not boing boing, so she is hydrodynamic and also pettan. Ame however, has two big floaties to help her swim, so she is not pettan.
by Wordbert December 6, 2020
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PITA fee

A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.

This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.

Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."

Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.

This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
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