pistachioed

To fuck a girl so hard you leave her quim chafed and red to where it resembles a pistachio.

I pistachioed the ole lady's snooch real good last night.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

pisstake

A satire, parody, or mockery.

"Look at this scary fundamentalist Web site. I can't believe that anyone would say such things and mean them." "They don't. It's obviously a pisstake."

by Doctor Whom December 23, 2005

pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis)

Refers to a disease a person gets when their stash dries up.

After smoking all her weed that weekend Ally had pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis).

by McNeal February 4, 2008

Pistance

The distance traversed by a stream of piss measured from the opening of the urethra to the spot at which the stream lands.

Typically men have a longer pistance than women.

by Chennessey March 15, 2016

Pistanthrophobia

Fear of trusting someone.

After we finished arguing with each other, he told me all the lies that he's been saying. From that point on, I have a pistanthrophobia.

by Safah December 9, 2008

pistantrophobic

Fear of trusting

That girl got her heart broken. Now she's pistantrophobic.

by Nayy.litty January 24, 2017

Pistachio Friend

Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason

They are more than my vanilla friends, but not my chocolate friends; they are pistachio friends.

by Bikamasutracouple January 20, 2019