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pissappointed

(adj): the state of being both annoyed and let down by the failure of expectations to be met, as termed by writer Amanda Roth Morin.
I was pissappointed that the store didn't have the item after the clerk on the phone assured me it was in stock.
by MeetBrandon December 13, 2010
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pissappointed

The dad was pissappointed when his son failed the class.
by DJ Lars January 10, 2009
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Professor Pissflaps

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.
(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".
by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007
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pissappointed

A combination of being pissed off and disappointed at the same time.
The dad was pissappointed when his son failed his class.
by DJ Lars July 23, 2008
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pissflaps

When playing squash and you miss, "Oh, pissflaps". Usually said with a vast amount of vehemence.
by Jus January 10, 2003
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Piss Lap

Solo re-entry into an eatery where one has recently completed a meal with their significant other under the ruse of using the bathroom; when in fact; the express purpose of re-entry is to circle back and ascertain the availability and contact information of a bartender, server, fellow patron or former partner for a discreet encounter.
Virile Vic:

"Hey, Honey, I guess those ice teas must've hit me a little too hard, I gotta use the men's room. Why don't you go and warm-up the car?"
Dumb Donna:
"Ok, but; you really oughta see a urologist, you are doing this all the time.
INSIDE:
Virile Vic: "Hey there, I have been wanting to talk to you all night; you see my sister, gets embarassed when I talk to hot women in front of her; poor thing; since her husband left her for some tramp; cheating men are such jackasses and so insensitive; so I came back to talk to under the guise of a piss lap; to spare her feelings. I just could not let an opportunity to find out if you are someone who would be appreciative of what I have to offer be missed.
by waldenhooknosowsky February 8, 2012
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pissapointment

when you get that gut busting gonna wet your pants feeling, run to the toilet then a really unsatisfying trickle comes out
Dude I had to piss all day and it was a serious photo finish to the bathroom but when I got there I could only manage a couple of drops. What a f@cking pissapointment.
by mikeylawson February 17, 2009
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