pissfitness

Being able to handle your drink so well, that you become immune to drunkenness. The level of 'smashed' can no longer be reached.

These types of people do not get drunk. They get piss fit. The more years in which they spend being piss fit, increases their pissfitness.

Boyfriend: "You drink too much"
Girlfriend: " I'm raising my level of pissfitness OK"?

by Netty11 March 7, 2014

Pissoffitated

To be irritated as much as a human being could possibly be, or to be both pissed off and irritated. Always used to describe one's own mood and never another person's mood.

The man said, "My non-specific sports team isn't doing well this season, they're irritating me and pissing me off! I'm pissoffitated!"

by Non Specific May 27, 2016

Pissertation

Pissertation. Extended written piece composed whilst inebriated, possibly making no sense and certain to induce guilt when self-reviewed. Usually spotted on social media sites after closing time.

*A* I have a lot of things to say tonight, but I have had only one glass of wine so far
*B* So if you carry on as usual this will turn into a pissertation

by 03KBFaversham August 25, 2011

pissershitter

A high-risk snowboarding technique

He tried to do a pissershitter on powder, but broke his skull

by slow May 13, 2005

pissering

The act of urinating whilst spinning ones genitals in a clockwise fashion.

Matthew was pissering all over Lady Bishops finest china and silverware whilst he shouted at the servants.

by You spelt that rong May 7, 2018

pissermist

A pissed off pessimist who not only sees the negative side of things but is quite pissed at the prospects

Our team has not chance to make the damn finals and we're traveling 8 hrs to play 3 lousy games? Call me a pissermist!

by Sushiray May 15, 2015

pisserfuck

Something that's a real pisser, that makes you want to exclaim "fuck!"

*having a hard time getting a website to load* What a pisserfuck!

by bekaness November 28, 2017