pissant

A person who existentially resembles a speck of dry shit hanging from an ass hair of a gorilla. esp. when said person realizes this fact and sharply hones it's "skill" (i.e. propensity) in the execution of self-serving, smarmy, meaningless, petty vendettas for short term gain, which all results in a net tally of gains which equals to zero. Not even gaining an ego boost, when you consider that their devolved impersonation of an ego is not of enough value to apply. Their biggest asset, if not their only one, tends to be their "skill" (i.e. propensity) to cheat. They are metaphorically refered to as ants due to their common abundance, and refered to as being urinated on ("piss-") due to their general insignificance and lack of impact.
"Hmm, seems some lamer lamed some abandoned game server with some ancient cheat programs"
"Eh. What do you expect from these script-kiddie pissants?"

"Some pissant flooded the forum"
"Did you say something?"
"Huh? Oh anyways, what was I talking about?
"About the size of movie theatres"
"Oh right, the position of ..."
by Toll Toll July 03, 2005
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pissantics

One who engages in or is currently engaged within the activities of a pissant.
"Oh, don't mind that sack of shit, he's just up to his normal pissantics."
by Aberdeen A. August 17, 2006
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pissant

n. A no one; someone who has the same social statis as an ant
those scene kids are just a bunch of pissants
by nimblefoot December 02, 2005
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pissant

Def: 1. n. an unskilled worker at an etry level position.
2. adj. describing unskilled, despicable labor. orig. from the idea of being in an ant colony
Man, working the grill and McDonald's is such pissant work.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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pissant

by Anonymous April 20, 2003
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pissant town

"That's the problem. That 4-0 result tonight was politics, nothing else. Whether you are involved directly or indirectly you have an effect. Because of a pissant town, this club will never win anything until you get rid of that crap.
by dbrt February 16, 2009
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Pissant Cove'n it

Attending only gay bar located in Pueblo,Colorado. This bar can be refereed to as "The Stink" due to the terrible sewer backup problem as well as the disgusting sexual behavior that happens in the bathrooms. It is a gathering place for all manner of gay trolls, many of whom have halitosis and dress as clowns (in drag) while lip sinking to Lady Caca songs. All of the patrons are alcoholic, drug abusers that spend at least sixty percent of their 10-17 thousand dollar gross annual incomes on getting stupid drunk at the glow and glitter parties. Pissant Cove'n it is the primary reason that all homosexuals aspire to MOVE AWAY from Pueblo.
Ewww , Gurl!!! Are you serious ? Do we have to go Pissant Cove'n it again?

Oh , look at that clown. What is he wearing? He is diffidently Pissant Cove'n it tonight.

tired troll pissant pueblo tribal titties lick a lot o puss
by ~GAWD~ August 02, 2011
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