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Get the piss stained fuck custard mug.When your giving anal and the receiving participator shits onto the penis of the giver who then proceeds to piss out shitty piss into the receivers mouth.
Giver- Yeah that feels so goooood
Receiver- It feels, TO good!
*Receiver excretes from anus*
Receiver- Oh no I'm so sorry!
Giver- Its no problem, I'm used to it. Why dont you suck all the shit off?, we can do a good ol' fuck-shit-piss!
Receiver- Sounds like a plan!
Receiver- It feels, TO good!
*Receiver excretes from anus*
Receiver- Oh no I'm so sorry!
Giver- Its no problem, I'm used to it. Why dont you suck all the shit off?, we can do a good ol' fuck-shit-piss!
Receiver- Sounds like a plan!
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Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.
Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.
Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.
Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
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