Pires

A CLOWN of the highest order. A 'pires' sleeps in his own mess and enjoys fucking goats.

Oi Pires. stop sleeping in your own mess and fucking that goat you fanny!

by Chappers February 12, 2004

[pires]

a religious, male whore. has a girlfriend but sleeps with other girls because his girlfriends are oblivious and easy

"man, that guy is such a pires he slept with the entire church!"

by lisa montago September 18, 2006

Meyer-pire

n.
Fangless, sparkling, Abacrombie and Fitch blood suckers featured in the Twilight series.

Edward Cullen is a glittery fairy Meyer-pire.

by Ms. Stromboli December 16, 2008

fag-pire

Noun: term used to describe the so-called "vampires" in the Twilight series.

Dumb Bitch: I LOOOOOOVE TWILIGHT!!!
Me: Stop talking to me.
Dumb Bitch: EDWARD IS SOOOOO HOOTT!!! <3<3
Me: Who the hell is Edward?
Dumb Bitch: Uh...DUUHH!!! He's a VAMPIRE!!!
Me: More like "fag-pire"...

by quademic November 17, 2009

pire pither

a new word Jo made up half pirate and half fire fighter

I am a pire pither looking through a telescope!

by mojochacha November 29, 2013

Pires beard

Small, pencil thin line of facial hair on the chin.

Made famous by footballer Robert Pires.

A: Wow, look at that guy's Pires beard.

B: Yep

by The Seventh Si December 12, 2003

Snig-Pire

Snig-Pire; (Snihg-Pyre)
A crossbreed between a Snake, Pig, and vampire.
Commonly used to reffer to psychobitch,
To be excessively annoying, whiney, bitchy, and or obsessive.

example: "Quit being such a snig-pire,You're acting just like psychobitch"

by Bonnicalyn July 4, 2009