pinot pussy

the phenomenon of a woman getting thirstier for dick/pussy when she drinks wine (esp red wine)

Damn homie, Mary is drinking a lot. You might have a chance if she gets pinot pussy.

by thedonutsquad June 23, 2017

Pinot Bomb

If you hate money, then stop reading now. If you love money and realize that it CAN buy happiness ,then this is the cocktail for you. Blend 8oz of Pinot (Grigio...Noir is for poor people) with 1 1/2 oz of Jägermeister. Enjoy.

Me: "3 Pinot Bombs Please"
Bartender: " What the hell is that"
Me: "Sorry for partying, you obviously hate money"

by strongo May 27, 2010

Pinot Pounder

The act of chugging a glass of Pinot Grigio, therefore pounding its contents.

We'll we're celebrating your birthday, lets get a round of Pinot Pounders.

by DirkD1ggler September 09, 2016

Pinot Grigio

Pinot Grigio is another word for ones male area AKA the penis

Oh, James, I can see your Pinot Grigio through those black spray on Jeans

by PinotGrigio44 September 13, 2018

Pinot Grigio

Slang for cocaine, can be quantified in sips or bottles. Used to discuss the drug covertly.

Can you order me a bottle of Pinot Grigio for the party Saturday?

We drank a lot of Pinot Grigio on the weekend.

by Dusty Wilson October 12, 2009

Pinot Blanc

Drinking isn't cool. Stay in school, fuckstripe.

I can drink all the Pinot Blanc I want, and I'm still not going to get any pussy.

by bowler February 04, 2005

PINOT NOIR SNOWBEASTITY

"...where you can't tell ifa black man is fat or not because he wearin a puffcoat."

Oh check out that pinot noir snowbeastity.

by Trent Ryan July 13, 2019