Pinocchio

IT'S JUST A DISNEY MOVIE!!

friend: I dare you to type up Pinocchio on urban dictionary ;)
me: why urban dictionary? why?

by Don't Touch My Sims Idiot March 3, 2019

pinocchio

the act of having an erection, but denial of witnessing anything arousing.

lying about if you have a boner

travis: "i saw erica's boobs at wild rivers yesterday"

kyle: "hahaha did she know?"

travis: "she asked if i saw her boobs fall out, but i was a pinocchio about it and acted dumbfounded"

by seekylerun July 24, 2011

Pinocchio

When you go down on a girl instead of eating her out, you rub your nose in her pussy

instead of eating out that chick, I just Pinocchio'd her.

by Jwizzzle16 January 3, 2010

Pinocchio

A puppet who wants to be a real boy but is really a teenager hiding in the closet.

Omg Pinocchio you have a big nose, loves it ;)

by MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA December 28, 2009

Pinocchio

A kinky bastard that erects and elongates his “nose” by lying. Happens to be from a Disney movie.

A: I heard Pinocchio actually has a penis for a nose, so in reality he gets erect when he lies.
B: Thank you for the info, very cool.

by Choadess March 31, 2020

Pinocchio

When you stick your penis in a girls ear and try to get it through the other side

I tried to give her the Pinocchio but gave her Brian damage instead

by Pat_nizi December 27, 2020

Pinocchio

One who "masks up" for COVID but only covers their mouth.

Eww, the guy working the deli counter is a Pinocchio. I don't want him breathing on my food.

by BabAziz January 6, 2022