pinch hitter

1: <baseball> one that pinch-hits
2: <relationship> a penetration device (usually vibrates) used by the male on the female when Viagra just can't quite get the job done.

"Their only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in their pinch-hitter."

"His only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in his pinch-hitter."

pinch hitter by Kyle January 16, 2004

Pinch hitter

The act of anal on an individual that is pinching one off. Also refered to act when one has left behind some fecal matter on ones genitals when pulling out.

Todd took Barney to the shower to be a pinch hitter. That bathroom still stinks like shit!

Pinch hitter by Yupsidid March 15, 2018

pinch-hitter 

A temporary "replacement:" boxer who does indeed "fill in" at a match for a temporarily-absent pugilist, but who also gives his opponent painful "finger-and-thumb hickeys" during said competition.

One should make an extra effort to defeat his boxing-opponent early on in the game if he turns out to be a pinch-hitter.

pinch-hitter by QuacksO December 12, 2019

pitch hitter 

someone whom you have random sex

I'm calling a pitch hitter tonight...

pitch hitter by Polarcoffee April 12, 2008

pitch hitter 

When the vagina is out of commission from her period and the man asks to substitute with her asshole instead.

Due to the monthly vistor, her boyfriend asked for the pitch hitter.

pitch hitter by snowboard freak November 9, 2009

Pinch Hitler 

Someone who is not racist, but occasionally will chuckle at a racist joke.

I thought Jerry was a joke Nazi until he laughed at a Holocaust joke...now I know he's just a "Pinch Hitler"

Pinch Hitler by Stoic Voice July 20, 2018