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pimposterous

Unbelievably smooth.
His outfit is totally pimposterous!
by The One and Only Force November 27, 2005
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Pimphut

A place of business where filthy-rich rainbow colored people force young men and women to sell their bodies in their treehouse in their backyard.
"Why do those bastards get to flounce around and eat flame Mignon while we're out here in the Pimphut working our asses off?!
by Chromemeister November 21, 2009
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pimpous

excessively pimp-like, with a lot of superiority
The jigga strutted his pimpous self after obtaining some new bling.
by p.e.e.p.s October 22, 2008
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pimpotent

If a man is pimpotent it means that he convinces himself he's a pimp when in reality he's just scared shitless to make an actual connection with a female. Because if he did that he might actually have to get to know somebody and in turn get to know himself. This boggles the mind of someone who is pimpotent because he creates his identity based on the most popular current stereotype. A male who is pimpotent is unoriginal, tired and essentially spineless. Because a "real man" wouldn't have to have his worthiness validated by the latest rap video (which are modern day minstrel shows) or by the newest created word to degrade women, like bitch, pussy, hoe, skank, slut, etc. (As you know this list goes on and on). If you are wondering how to spot a man that's pimpotent you need only identify him by the way he speaks. If you are an intellectual female who is attractive he generally cannot hold a conversation with you without bragging about himself. He also uses lots of words like, "Yea I've slept with mad bitches. I skeet all over their fucking faces. All these hoes are on my dick, etc." A male who is pimpotent must always bring attention to himself because if he doesn't he's terrified that people might actually forget that he is there. He is, to be frank, unremarkable, a dime a dozen, and completely ignorant of women’s worth and what it means to be a "real man". You could purchase his twin off a magazine rack or download his personality for free off of Limewire; AKA: you need not know this man, to know what he’s about. All that he is, is plain to the eye and ear.

This is the most encountered male in my experience. He can be found within any race, culture, etc.
If you overhere a guy saying this, "I'm a pimp. I pulled like three girls last night and I had them all licking my dick at the same time."
HE IS PIMPOTENT
If you're a confident intellectual female holding a conversation with a guy that goes like this. "Well basically I have several girls you know? I like to keep my options open, and girls just can't seem to get enough of me"
HE IS PIMPOTENT
If you're at a club and you notice that a guy knows all the words to every Lil John and Ying Yang Twins (prime examples of FAMOUS pimpotent men) song that plays in the club because he is enthusiastically singing along!
THE FOOL IS PIMPOTENT
by Nambi April 6, 2005
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pimpotential

tha strength of a nigga'z mack skillz
1. damn that nigga gotta lota pimpotential to be gettin' 5 hoes in 1 line.

2. that hoe sucked me causa ma pimpotential

3. pimp this, pimp that, pimp everythang

4. this Harvard Executive MBA boosts pimpotential
by a wu-tang contenda October 11, 2004
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pimp out

To modify a car to make it look sweet ass. Also can be used in the same concept as riced out.
You're ride is pimped out to the hilt, holmes!
by jerkoff April 18, 2005
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Pimpousine

A limousine which a pimp rides in with multiple hoes.
"Yo can i get a ride home bro?"

"Sorry man, im riding in my pimpousine and it cannot fit nobodies"
by Dawggz March 30, 2009
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