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Pile Driver 

A mixture of prune juice and vodka. Similar to a Screw Driver, which is orange juice and vodka. But this drink not only slides down your throat, but out your ass as well.
Tom: Man, I'm constipated

George: Try a Pile Driver

Tom: (drinks) Gah, I just crapped myself.

George: Then the job is done.
Pile Driver by Ekig March 20, 2010

Pile Driver 

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman, but the woman is not a sket or slag, and usually has not had much sexual experience in the past.
The man then ruins the female.
The female usually has trouble walking afterwards
Boy1: why is that girl walking with a limp?

Boy2: I fucking pile drove her ass last night mate. u dun know

Boy1: That must have been a pile driver and a half!!

Boy2: And 3 quarters!!
Pile Driver by imimortal March 19, 2009

pile driver 

When Jonica is bent over while her man straddles her from behind in the "squatting" position
pile driver by TJK September 10, 2003

pile driver 

Ellen Degeneres thinks that having a partner of this occupation is the secret to having daily sex.
pile driver by RawRawGirl March 3, 2008

pile driver 

The penis. Often used in reference to sodomy.
I whipped out my enormous pile driver and rammed it into my boyfriend's tight ass.
pile driver by Sue de Nimes June 26, 2005

Pile Driver 

The role and title of a sovereign entity within the context of group sexual intercourse. They are responsible and wholly controlling of the members of the "pile", as it were. Much like a referee, they may take individuals out of the "game" for illegal or prohibited activity, such as disregarding safe words, nontraditional abuse that has not been previously requested and approved (by the pile driver), or if certain individuals are not performing to the standards laid out beforehand.

They also possess the sole privilege of administering punishment for those taken out of the "game" , including, but not limited to, bondage of the genitals and isolation, theft and the pleasuring of their preferred partner(s), verbal degradation, and in extreme cases, tazing and waterboarding.

In the most devastating abhorrence of violation, the indivual will have their libido perpetually and irreversibly removed.
"Fuck dude, the pile driver took me out of the game and now I have a dildo in my ass and my cock has been locked up. I wish I had been able to keep pleasuring her."
Pile Driver by fluidinfluence January 14, 2023