pilch

a rag or dirty shirt used to mop up cum (semen) after masturbating

John, please throw me my pilch, i'm finished and need to clean up.

by cz11112 July 30, 2008

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Pilching

the act of noncing on younger children, coming from our lord an saviour Clive Pilcher

"hes talking to 13 year olds"
"woah, hes pilching on them"

by Dani_tommosavocadoes January 09, 2023

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Some asshole got my definition erased, which I think is a real stuffed-cunt thing to do.

Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.

The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads. So fuck you morons who would have my definition erased, you can all eat my bloody yeasty cunt!

- Naima Ondaatje

I pilched the wrinkly perverted bastard and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty VDs at me!

by Naima Ondaatje June 27, 2004

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