Teacup Pigging

Having anal intercourse with a midget while said midget is eating a bowl of cereal with no utensils and squealing like a pig.

Man, when Bill Clinton was in office he couldn't stop "teacup pigging" the Midget Society of America.

by Dirty Old Man Needs Love October 25, 2012

Pigging

When you damage or destroy inventory or equipment at your workplace due to boredom, aggrevation, poor morale, or just because you want to break something. It can even be turned into a game where you see who can rack up the highest dollar amount of things destroyed. It can be especially satisifing when you cause damage to the building that the boss has to look at every day.

I'm pigging this ground fault tester and I don't care if the boss finds out.

I love hitting the beam in the warehouse when I'm pigging cause you can hear the crash in the whole building.

by wittle buddy squarepants December 2, 2009

pitwind

the vile draft of B.O. that surrounds a person with poor hygiene or poor grasp of the deoderant concept

You can smell Landphil's pitwind coming long before he's in sight.

by creaternity May 15, 2006

guinea pigging

v. A term used to describe the act of testing something, generally software related.

Guy #1: Hey, I just finished testing that change you made to the software. It works great.
Guy #2: Sweet! Thanks for guinea pigging, man!

by thecooley September 22, 2007

Porky Pigging

Wearing a shirt but no pants.

I was Porky Pigging around the apartment because it was hot and I chafe easily. My roommate walked in - I still can't shake the look in his eyes.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Pigwidgeon

Something small or petty.

She named the pet Pigwidgeon due to its small size.

by Hedwig Padfoot February 26, 2012

pigwich

A bacon sandwich. Not to be confused with the term "pigwitch" which is a particular type of sorceress whose penchant for all things pig is evident in both their appearance and wizardly activities.

"Excuase me my good man, have you any brown sauce?"
"Indeed I do Sir but why do you need it?"
"My pigwich is dry, Sir, and I must moisten it else I will surely choke."

by bassdokter April 24, 2009