Pikachu pickup

An extremely humiliating and stupid idea involving using a Pokémon pickup line to ask out a girl on instagram. This idea will always fail and should never be attempted.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If u were a Pokémon I would choose u
Will u go out with me Maddie?
Everyone else:
Good effort on that pikachu pickup but you’re screwed

by Pikachu service announcement April 18, 2019

Piekok

Man With manhood resembling pie. More Girth than length.

Mike, Put the piekok away and get on with your work.

by Duthart June 10, 2007

pilkunnussija

Finnish for "commafucker". A pilkunnussija is someone who is an intense stickler for little things (especially grammar).

I'll ask Harry to proofread my essay. I don't like him, but I'm gonna need a pilkunnussija for this.

by cutesy pastel living doll June 29, 2017

pickup truck gomer

A tall, hunched over hayssed yokel type, a simpleton who is basically a doofis, who drives a pickup truck, and thinks he is really cool, although in reality is a total dork.

The Pickup Truck Gomer thought everyone believed he was cool, but instead they all laughed at him behind his back and viewed him as an overly tall, doofis, noodle-head, and simpleton in a stupid pickup truck that he never used for any real pickup truck type work.

by Rory O'Doul June 4, 2018

Silversun Pickups

An indie rock group from Los Angeles, California. They are signed to Dangerbird Records. Their current lineup of members includes leading man Brian Aubert (guitar & vocals), Nikki Monninger (bass), Christopher Guanlao (drums), & Joe Lester (keyboards & sounds). Their first EP, Pikul, was released in July of 2005, followed by their full-length album, Carnavas, which was released on July 26, 2006. They have appeared on many talk shows, including The Late Show with David Letterman and Last Call with Carson Daly. Songs of theirs such as Rusted Wheel, Lazy Eye, and Three Seed have been featured on the popular TV series The OC and One Tree Hill. One of the best indie groups out there.

Example? Erm, Silversun Pickups are fxcking amazing :

by sup bbydoll x xx July 28, 2007

Waiver-wire Pickup

An attractive or "cute" girl, most likely a 6 or 7 out of 10, who is just above the cutoff of no hookup potential and initially below relationship or multiple hookup potential. If she performs well, her chances of sticking around dramatically increase. Similar to a fantasy football player you pick up to replace a poorly performing, injured, or bye-week player.

Hey man, let's hit the bars to see if we can find a Waiver-wire pickup.

Yea, after breaking up with my girlfriend last week, I'm honestly only looking for a Waiver-wire pickup
.

by Fantasyguru2 November 7, 2010

Stinky pickup fingers

When you own a pickup truck and proceed to finger your girls vagina inside said pickup truck resulting in stinky pickup fingers.

So i heard Dave got chatting to some drunk slut from the party last night and gave her a ride in his pickup.

Yea, he text me this morning, said he got stinky pickup fingers!

by EazyDude March 8, 2011