Piddly Snakes

Very skinny, long pieces of poo.

"Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum!

by JohnnyB88 December 15, 2008

piddly binks

A long, thin, uncircumcised penis.

Wow, his piddly binks looks like a sideways ruler!

by Shabygale February 19, 2018

Piddly Poo

When you make a laughing gas (nitros oxide) balloon for someone and the resulting balloon is below average in size.

Shit i just paid three quid for one balloon and it turned out to be a piddly poo

by timmytoes83 August 21, 2011

piddly-diddly department

Somewhere where one goes to 'relieve themself' as oppose to the 'poo-parlour division'!

Random person 1: "I really need to go to the piddly-diddly department"
Random person 2: " Ahem...I think you should have gone to the poo parlour division"

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 9, 2004

piddly diddly department

1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.

by homosexual March 29, 2003

Piddly Diddle Department

Quite frankly, the bathroom. In a store, you you were peeing, you'd be making the noise "piddly diddly piddly diddly" in your favourite department.

"Excuse me, I must go to the Piddly Diddle Department to rid my bladder of its toxins"

by SpringLoaded July 13, 2003

Piddly-diddly room

Loo, restroom, bathroom, craproom, ladiesroom, mens room, shitroom, pooroom, a place 2 hide dead bodies, where heather sleeps

MOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! help i'm being attacked by cows! mooo! cant u hear them?!MOOO!!! mooo-meee!!!

by cow-head April 30, 2003