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picked up

a common reference by parents for kids getting a 'ride' in a police car.

this was used almost as much as "put your eye out", ANOTHER phrase APPARENTLY in the 'parent handbook', i became EXTREMELY weary of hearing!!
i'm not coming to the police station when you get picked up!

the jenkins boys were constantly getting picked up for various infraction/s.

the police picked up a couple in a church parking lot trying to 'sock it home'
by michael foolsley June 22, 2012
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Picked up the ball

missing an important opportunity, often once-in-a-lifetime chances

the UK's synonym of the phrase "dropped the ball", as a game of soccer is always played on the ground.
"Hey mate, did you ask Adele out today?"

"Nah i'm gutted about it"

"you really picked up the ball on that one son"
by MC DJ swisher swag July 2, 2012
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picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.
Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.
by Morty Apples July 26, 2014
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picked up

prostitute: i’m picked up
mom on phone: oh okay use protection
by beetsmeets March 3, 2021
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You picked the wrong house, fool!

A popular line from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas said by Big Smoke, during the intro mission of the game. It's the first thing Big Smoke says, too.
Big Smoke: *storms in with a baseball bat* You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!
by Gamma the Enigma August 19, 2016
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You picked the wrong house, fool!

"You picked the wrong house, fool!" are the words spoken by Big Smoke as he proceeds to advance on CJ with a baseball bat. When he says this it makes virtually no sense so here's a good dumber-down for you:
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER
Big Smoke: "You picked the wrong house, fool!"
CJ: "Woah, Woah, Big Smoke its me, it's CJ!"
by Dmitri Strelnikov January 19, 2017
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YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

AY, AY AY AY! BIG SMOKE! IT'S ME, CARL! CHILL, CHILL!
by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018
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