Phone in bathroom. Men, especially software developers have the tendency of forgetting putting their phones on top of the toilet paper roll and forget to take them when they are done.
Originally derived from tourists of Ohio’s Erie Islands (Put-in-Bay), it refers to any assemblage of over-thirty, predominantly white drunkards pathetically attempting to reclaim their lost youth while simultaneously looking like they just stumbled from a sale at Kohl’s.
Oh shit here come some pibs, looks like there’s about to be a run on reisling and souvenir car decals...What?...Play Mr. Jones?...No, no we don’t...I don’t even know what Zima is...