Racist physique

A physique so ripped and big to the point that people start basing their bias towards you in a way, that depicts you as literally racist (and maybe misogynist). SIDENOTE: The owner of said physique must be white.

Your gym buddy: Yo dude just finished my cut, feast your eyes on these RIPPED obliques.
You: Holy shit dude! How the fuck did you reach 5.5% bodyfat? You have an absolutely racist physique.

by TERETERE October 20, 2020

Post Physique

The ultimate peasant argument and the internet equivalent of "you wanna arm wrestle, bro?" Used often as a cop-out when someone has been backed into a corner and has no retort. A last-ditch desperate attempt to try and assert dominance.

"That guy caved and resorted to Post Physique once he was called out, and didn't know how to act."

by canonsforarms March 03, 2021

Physique du role

The overall look one has that shows exactly what profession, career, activite one performs.

Halle Berry is not only a very beautiful woman, but she has got the perfect "physique du role" to play a real femme fatale as a Bond Girl.

by Dino March 14, 2005

g physique

A gay male who is into his fitness

That turd is a G Physique . He goes to the gym just to

get slammed in the ass

by Lester Green the third August 22, 2017

Pub Physique

When the owner's body could provide enough liquid refreshments to hydrate a large football stadium. The person tends to have this body due to spending copious amounts of time in pubs. Their idea of sport is a game of pool, throwing 21 ounce darts, and dancing to some Garth Brooks on the juke box. The last time they did any exercise was when they ran from the front door of their local Ladbrokes to place a bet for a 3:45 at Kempton.

That man isn't going to be able to do a 5k run, he has a pub physique to rival any dart player.

by Bodywatcher July 08, 2015

mens physique

a bodybuilding division made to skip leg day

Wow, that mens physique competitor has shitty legs

by Kaaa85 April 11, 2022

Post physique

Something gay dudes say while in an internet argument as a way to look at other dudes’ bodies.

Dude 1: I don’t think gyms are the most important part of life.
Dude 2: Oh yeah?? Then post physique.
Dude 1: Fine, here it is *pic*
Dude 2: Oh fuck yeah that’s hot

by Piewert June 06, 2024