Ethnobotanical physician

That friend who you also call Dr. Stone. basically that stoner froend who smokes alot of weed, and also alot of weed strains so he knows all u want to know about a weed strain like how it tastes and what feelings do u get from it

This guy is our Ethnobotanical physician, he can tell u all u want to know and suggest u what to buy.

Ethnobotanical physician:

Line 1: "This is indica bro, it makes u sleepy and chill u out"
Line 2: "Wanna laugh try this, pure sativa, also i recomand u that sativa strain, it makes u giggly, u float, and u laugh alot , the other one makes u chill and make u tell highjokes which u will laugh alot to even if they're bad''
Line 3: " That hybrid is 63% indica and 37% sativa so ur chilled out but also make u laugh, good stuff"

by StepbroStalin May 27, 2021

physicians seasoning

an alternative name for dr pepper used to confuse waitresses.

customer : excuse me miss could i get a refill of physicians seasoning?
waitress : a refill of what?
customer : physicians seasoning.
waitress: i dont think we have that.
customer: i'll have some dr pepper then.

by soda_jerker June 04, 2015

physician assistant

Physician Assistant, a co-dependent primary level health care provider who often times possesses a masters degree. PA's can see patients, order testing, write scripts, etc.

Also known as a physician's bitch

I can't get into see the doctor for a month.
Why don't you see his physician assistant?

by Ja87mes May 28, 2007

Physician Anesthesiologist

An overpaid medical personnel trained in the art of solitaire, day trading, and autographing CRNA anesthesia plans. They specialize in job creation such as the anesthesiologist assistant, a position that provides them endless job security.

They proudly promote the mystic math of their members only club and substitute reality for their own.

Next time you are on your way to surgery, wave at the physician anesthesiologist in his office as the CRNA begins to administer the anesthesia.

by GeoChris March 14, 2019

Physician, heal thyself

A Biblical quote suggesting to take care of one's own faults and not just correct those of others.

- I think you need to lose weight, read some good books, and pay more attention to your girlfriend,
- Physician, heal thyself.

by Frooster January 21, 2008

I'm a Physician

Famous last words from a knight trying to defend his queen. Similar to "trust me bro", it is now used as a way to counter an argument especially for a woman whom you'll never get.

"My understanding is a psychological body language, whenever that happens, people usually actually huddle up more to protect their mid-body, because that's where your organs are."

"I...I'm...I'm a physic..I'm a physician."

by imaphysician March 08, 2024

pussy physician

another name for a gynecologist, mostly used in jamaica and flatbush part of brooklyn

my bro just got out of med school now he's doing residency as a pussy physician

by bkzfynestbangy July 11, 2011