philtching

when Phil Deitz inserts a rodent into his anus

Philching is Phil Deitz's favorite passtime

by MrWhiteChocolate November 12, 2003

Patching

Patching is a game where you elude to the phrase "Cabbage patch kid" in a Facebook comment after a certain person (who looks like a cabbage patch kid) has commented. Started by sktc.co.uk . Look for '/patching' on the site.

Patching: 'Hey kid! Have you played Portal lately? They've released a patch that gets rid of a lot of bugs. Took away that cabbage-green colour that sometimes flashes across the screen.'

by jobo91 June 9, 2011

Patching

The act of visiting one or multiple pumpkin patches in a given day.

Chris: Hey, you have any plans this weekend?
Allison: No. You?
Chris: Me and a couple friends are going patching. Why don't you come with us?

by DeeMo September 26, 2014

Pumpkin Patching

The art of search for a pumpkin for the fall season in a pumpkin patch.

I'm going pumpkin patching with my family to find the perfect pumpkin.

by MykulComm October 12, 2013

Patching

When your underarm sweat patch is so severe that it cannot be hidden, no matter what you do.

Jason, here is some deodorant bro... You're fucking patching!

by jsb451 December 12, 2013

Pritching

The act of taking 13 horse dicks two elephant dicks and a blue whale penis up the ass and still having room for more.

Holy shit that fag over there is probably amazing at pritching.

by zzPRITCHardedz September 10, 2010

Partching

To partch is to part the buttocks, and lick furiously inbetween.

OH! Jack, i love it when your partching me!

by bezcore April 29, 2010