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photosynthesis

Process in which a plant takes water, carbon dioxide/monoxide and solar energy, and transforms it into sugars and oxygen for itself and the environment.
Now kids, plants use photosynthesis to give smart humans oxygen and allow them to develop, Stupid humans don't get any. That's why Donald Trump is retarded.
by Dat_Furry May 24, 2017
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photosynthesis

An extension of the joke term in which you would refer to an asexual as a plant. In this context, it simply refers to when two (or more) asexual individuals have a bonding experience, or just generally enjoy each other's company.
"Yo, you wanna photosynthesize together?"
"Hey, come here and perform photosynthesis with me"
by SeanWebcom December 19, 2016
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photosynthesis

When you are having a conversation with a cute but idiotic girl and you want to make yourself smart, use this word
Girl: So what do you wanna study when you get to University?
You: I wanna study the complicated subject of Photosynthesis!
Girl: Wow, really? Me too!
by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018
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photosynthesis bisector

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis disector is bisected into fractionogonical chronollogically and split into synthetic compounds the bissector of photsynthesis will change the state of matter and reduce all particles of the photosynthesis
when the photosynthesis disector is ran, the process of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is put into the bisecting situational area to be perpendiculated and communism will heat the program to make the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process possible
to further understand the process of photosynthesis bisecting we use antidisestablishmentarianism to make the communism that heats the probing programic chip microscopically mentally stable. when the process of antidisestablishmentarianism is practiced, the heat of the communism may be able to reach the highest state the matter can photosynthesize to and it will disect
now basically
when you photosynthesize the bisector you can produce the unicelluar nova orgasmic organism. this is the other way around of photosynthesizing the perpendicularity of the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process. with this action, we can preform a satanic pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis operational pop gang and start the perpendiculatrity contrasted interlude
"Bro, last night I ran the Photosynthesis Bisector and it was so spicy that it perpendiculated and the smurf ejaculated on me."
by Wanker MuGee December 17, 2018
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Bisector of the Photosynthesis

The bisector of the photosynthesis is a term which describes photosynthesis, the process in which a plant makes food, being cut in half by a bisector. Most of the time it will correspond and go through the binaries.
The bisector of the photosynthesis is used in everyday life as if it was in the binary correspondents
by Mr. Bing Bong August 2, 2019
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Human Photosynthesis

The act of performing photosynthesis while human. The only way of getting bitches.
Non-photosynthesizer: Yo, how'd u get all those bitches?
Chad-photosynthesizer: I perform human photosynthesis on a daily basis, bro.
by Arteus Hot Shit December 1, 2022
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Photosynthesis and chill

The tree version of netflix and chill. Usually used when two plants planted next to each other suddenly start having sex.
Five minutes into photosynthesis and chill, the mango tree groped the apple tree's ass.

Damn.

That's one horny tree.
by TheDestructinator June 1, 2016
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