No Porking Way

When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)

Kyle : "do you eat cardboard"
Dad: "No porking way"
Kyle: "yes porking way"

by Noporkingway.com November 8, 2019

Plorking

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.

"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"

by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016

Aqua-Porking

Verb; Meaning to have sex in a situation involving water (eg. Pool, shower etc)

Man 1: "Me and this girl had sex in the shower last night!"
Man 2: "Ahh Aqua-Porking! Well played my son!"

by JizzWizz September 22, 2012

porking the bone

taking the act of necrophilia too far and having sex with skeletal remains.

he dug her up and just started porking the bone. what the actual fuck?

by prange November 12, 2010

porking

sexual intercourse.

"I saw Skot and Rosie porking in Anna's bedroom! I screamed when I saw Skot's balls slapping Rosie's ass!"

by LindseyRae June 10, 2009

phorming

A parasitic marketing technique, which involves intercepting web site traffic to profile ISP user's interests and affiliations (without explicit consent from either the web sites or their users) . Profiled ISP users can then be subjected to targetted advertising for competitor web sites (hence, parasitic marketing). Generally very unpopular with ISP users for legal, privacy and security reasons. Generally rejected by web site owners whose copyrighted content is scanned and abused to promote their rivals.

desktop applications like Word, Outlook, Excel, and Open Office are indeed acutely vulnerable to 'Phorming'
I'm sure along with others that passing my personal details via phorming or any other way will not be tolerated
My bank account is hacked due to it being easier to do due to Phorming

by AntiPhormUKPRTeam March 23, 2008

porkings

Multiple acts of vigorous sexual intercourse.

Plural of porking.

Dude! I'm totally going to score so many porkings this week that I won't scooge straight!

by Hamez "Beef Whistle" Peeyorvaez October 3, 2005