phonerable

"Phonerable" is the deep-seated stinging sensation of fear, vulnerability and panic felt by those unfortunate souls who do not know the whereabouts or cannot operate their personal cellular device.

Clementine dropped her Blackberry in the toilet and even before the shining metal was submerged in the shimmering beer urine, her soul slipped deep into a "phonerable" state of awe and terror.

by ChurchofGoogle August 4, 2009

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Phoner

The act of achieving an erection while sexting.

Vicky: Did you get that picture I sent you last night?

Michael: Yeah, definitely got a phoner from it.

by Wanny0706 February 9, 2010

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Phonernet

Internet available on phones and mobile devices including The Google, The YouTube, and mobile apps.

Dude alone in hotel: Damn! This hotel doesn't even have Spanktravision. Guess I'll have to break out the phonernet.

Phone: buffering... buffering... buffering...

Dude: buffering... buffering... buffering...

by PointsAtBitches October 11, 2011

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Phoner Boner

A texted pic of one's own genitalia, or "Junk" as the in-crowd calls it.

Man 1: Hey sweetie, can you drop them digits?

Woman 1: Sure.

Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.

Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

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