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e-phonics

The shortening or blatant misspelling of words in order to appear cool on the internet when really it comes across as ignorant.
Example of e-phonics in action:

Thatcalichick: OMG tht b0y is teh hottness.

Dizzybroad: O Rly? Do you want to sex0r him?

Thatcalichick: Ys Rly. W00T!
by Melba Searcy April 12, 2007
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hooked on phonics

when a large group is currently tripping on perscription drugs or various pills.
person A: "where was everyone last night?"
person B: "awhhh bro we were all so hooked on phonics it wasn't even real."
by Gabi321 November 27, 2009
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hooked on phonics

According to Karkat Vantas in his 2012 smash hit single Karkalicious, this refers to those whom Strider's beats are best suited for.
Strider's beats are best suited for trolls hooked on phonics.
by DocScratch December 13, 2021
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Hooked-On-Phonics

The reading program for fuckholes! woohoo! yes, soo lee is indeed "hooked on phonics". YES YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKHOLE!!! teeheehee
by SRL September 26, 2004
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Celesto-Phonics

Heavenly Sounds

Music or songs that sound as if angels have created them!
Those sounds were so sweet they were Celesto-Phonic . A feast of angelic music played and the room was filled with Celesto-Phonics!
by equalitist© September 19, 2017
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Poop Phonics

A method of teaching fecally focused children to read. They are encouraged to look in the toilet after pooping and use a stick to rearrange their floating turds into readable letter combinations and sounds they can use to form words.
5 year old Bobby was obsessed with his poop but was not interested in learning to read, so his mom introduced him to Poop Phonics. Soon he was building complex sounds in the toilet and reading above grade level.
by Velvet Tongue February 19, 2026
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phonic thug

anyone who uses his phone / portable audio device on public transport, forcing their fellow passengers to listen to horrifically tinny blasts of what are usually the lamest songs on the radio

offenders usually require multiple requests to lower the volume / turn off the device, and it always helps if more than one person gets involved.
"hey, kid! turn that shit off! damned phonic thugs intruding on my phone calls..."

"the ride sucked - some phonic thugs hopped on just after me, and that's gotta be the worst sounding crap i've ever heard. i'd be embarrassed if people thought i listened to that pathetic shit"

"dude - i'm trying to sleep / read / not tear your stupid phonic thug head off, shut that shit down or get off the damn bus!"
by geek.neo April 29, 2010
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