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phoneshame

When you have a shitty old pre-paid phone because you or your parents are too cheap to buy a blackberry or android. Phone shame also happens when you have a flip phone or something from metropcs and you are just too embarrassed to take it out in front your friends because it is just so old, bulky, or ugly.
Ross:Hey whats your phone number
(Brian takes out crappy flip phone)
Ross: Tuff cell kid whats the a Razor flip phone, that shit was cool when I was in 4th grade.
Brian: Yea, I have a bad case of phoneshame.
Ross: HAHA! IT STILL HAS A CINGULAR LOGO ON IT
by ibehigh4u May 18, 2011
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phonescape

Phonescape (silent E ) the act of pretending to talk on ones cell phone to escape or avoid an unpleasent person or situation.
I phonescaped on my way into the supermarket to avoid the solicitors.
by GardenHo August 15, 2010
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Phonestalker

A person who constantly, or frequently calls a person without said person's consent, much to the person's dismay. This could be due to the fact that gas prices are going up, that the person is scared to follow you, that the person MUST use all their minutes so they don't expire, or that your voice on the phone just turns 'em on.
"Phonestalker."
"I'M NOT A PHONESTALKER! I ran out of minutes anyway..."
"I'm saved!"
by Up4Ownage February 5, 2009
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phonesnapper

a guy who seems normal......but turns out to be crazy.
G1: So last night this guy didn't like what my deal was for the night.
G2: Yeah, and, who cares?
G1: I didn't until he killed my phone.
G2: Wow. what a phonesnapper.

G1: So I talked to my mom today.... and apparently my ex-bf added my mom on fb
G2: no way.
G1: yeah, but i knew he was a phonesnapper.

Gditz: OMGGG so I lent my friend my shirt & like u'll never believe what happened!!!! She left it at a guy i know's house anddddd he refuses to give it to me unless, like, i hang out w/ him.
G2: that guys a phonesnapper. dont talk to him.

moral of examples. if a boy is a phonesnapper, stay away!
by Elle Ay September 30, 2009
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phonesing

to have a strong need, desire, or craving to upgrade to the latest phone

Variation of jonesing, as in "keeping up with the Jones".
Nothing is wrong with your flip phone, why are you always phonesing for the latest cellular device?
by Tiffwit June 16, 2010
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phonecia

Wow Phonecia is hott
by yayo4evr January 18, 2017
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phonesvanh

The swaggiest zen master and ultimate DJ.

Always super cool and fun. You want to be at the same party as Phonesvanh. A great boyfriend and an amazing soccer player
Fresh like Phonesvanh.
by 040 November 25, 2021
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