Phoner

A term for the overwhelmingly enjoyable feeling a new cell phone gives you.

My phone is so awesome and cutting edge that I get PHONER every time I use it.

by Histreet May 1, 2012

Phoner

phoner, a word describing the look of your cellular phone bulging out of your pocket to look like and erection or boner....

Bro 1:.... "Bro i think i'm hitting you with my phoner..."

Bro 2:"your phone is right there bro....'

moment of ackward silence....

Bro 1:"wait its just my ipod.... LOLS"

by Price Chopper.... July 13, 2009

Phoner

The bulge that appears when your phone is in your pocket

Tony: Dude, you have a total phoner right now.
Jim: Shit, do I really?

by Would you Kindly? September 6, 2015

Phoner

An erection caused by phone vibrations.

Guy 1: Hey, man. How was the party?
Guy 2: Hold on, I gotta check my phone. It's vibrating too hard. I don't wanna get a phoner.

Guy 1: So, how's your family?
Guy 2: It's been pretty al-oh, damn. Someone's calling me
Guy 1: Ew, dude. You got a phoner!

by epullay August 21, 2016

Phoner

When your phone is in your pocket and it's placed in a way that it looks like you have a boner

"Is that a phoner or are you just happy to see me."
"Shut the fuck up frank"

by dopeturtle May 21, 2015

Phoner

A bulge in one's pants coming from the pocket region caused by a large cellular phone or very tight pants.

Please tell me that's only a phoner.

by Phoner Phobia October 9, 2008

Phoner

A Phoner is an awkward boner resulting from accidentally leaving your phone sitting on your junk. When someone subsequently calls, the vibration leads to a Phoner.

Bzzz bzzz bzzz.
John: Dude why the hell do you have a boner right now?
Alex: Someone called me three times and I was too lazy to move. Now I have a massive Phoner.
John: ....

by phoners4days November 28, 2013