* the alternative to the real thing
* basically jacking off while on the phone with someone (usually they're doing the same thing)
* good for kicking boredom
* basically jacking off while on the phone with someone (usually they're doing the same thing)
* good for kicking boredom
by lynneh January 04, 2004
when two partners are over the phone moaning and groaning.usually the guy is jacking off and the girl is moaning or fingering herself the tell tells her how many fingers and he just jacks off waitin to ejaculate.
by princessa. February 25, 2007
for times when your either too scared for real sex or, no one will have sex with you, phone sex is pretty fun. its also good for laughs. i mean you could do the whole role play thing or tell the other person what youd like to do and or that your already doing it... in some strange way, or you can just masturbate along with the other person, the girl sreaming and moaning and the guy breathing heavily and such. you might even go for "ohh your voice is so hot" or "im so wet" or "i only wanna please you"?? ... but just dont do the "i want u to have my kids" that pretty werid unless ur serious and u know the person rele wants your kids and can haddle that sick form of dirty tlking.
::phone rings::
boy: hey wats up. girl: ...na na nothing.... boy: ... wat r u doing? girl: oooooh my gooood. boy: need some help?
girl: ....::moaning::
later leads into phone sex
girl:hey guess wat i had sex with "brady bunch" again
friend: ...over the phone? girl: ... yes... it was hoooot!
boy: hey wats up. girl: ...na na nothing.... boy: ... wat r u doing? girl: oooooh my gooood. boy: need some help?
girl: ....::moaning::
later leads into phone sex
girl:hey guess wat i had sex with "brady bunch" again
friend: ...over the phone? girl: ... yes... it was hoooot!
by idostilettos February 26, 2007
a form of having sex during lokcdown with your other half because coronavirus is preventing you from seeing them. It mainly consists of a face to face chat with them but can be on speaker only. Both people talk seductively and attempt to turn on the other person whilst also masturbating with them simultaneously.
downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
mate: "yo what you did with your gyal last night?"
me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"
me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"
by iswallowedadictionarythesauras June 16, 2020
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by Hottiebettie November 04, 2015
Me: Omg I Had The Best Phone Sex Last Night With Craig
Mate: Omg You Had Phone Sex With Him Again!!
Me : Yeah!
Mate: Omg You Had Phone Sex With Him Again!!
Me : Yeah!
by *emo chick* January 15, 2006
something that is real and doesn't make you lame, ugly, obese, non-sociable, etc. Itz pretty much fucking amazing
Girl: Wanna have phone sex three times tonight?
Boy: Maybe two my dick hurts
Girl: Pussy ass jew
Boy:I love you baby
Girl:I love you too :)
Boy: Maybe two my dick hurts
Girl: Pussy ass jew
Boy:I love you baby
Girl:I love you too :)
by awesometerrifficamazingcoolbad February 06, 2010