Phalanx Reaper

A literal God. He is the All Father of the Gods in the gaming community. Single handedly will fuck up anyone with anything especially snipers, pistols and bows.

Well that’s Phalanx Reaper.... We’re all gonna die, hopefully he will go easy on us.

by Purpleturtle94 May 26, 2021

Phalanx

A pornographic scene in which a large group of erect men proceed to engage a smaller number of women (the ratio usually being of the order 8:1, men:women). Due to the carefully planned and well organized platoon, the women are unable to escape the brutal pussy pillaging that awaits them. Any attempt of escape is punished with vicious mushroom slaps and anal penetration. No prisoners are taken...

As Ashley looked into the distance, all she could see was a wave of cocks engulfing the horizon, she knew she would soon have her vagina pillaged by the mighty cocks of the Phalanx.

by SteveSmithUofT January 13, 2010

phlank

When a couple breaks up and one of the ex's gets action, the one that doesn't get action is known as the phlank.

"Ah, my ex just hooked up with Jenna, I am such a phlank!!

by April6667 May 6, 2008

Phlanch

a really good insult
also known as: gouche, taint and choda

Taylor: Your a phlanch!
Some Asshole: I cant make a better comeback than that so Fuck You!

by PhlanchRanch January 17, 2010

planxiety

The anxiety that arises from one's perceived sense of having too many plans and/or social/familial commitments. Tends to flare up around special events and the holiday season. No known cure.

She sincerely meant to attend the five Christmas parties she was invited to that weekend, but her planxiety flared up and she ended up watching an entire season of Grey's Anatomy instead.

by giraffecat December 29, 2014

Planxing

A planned and organized "underground" boxing match between two people on an airplane flight, in which people can gamble on.

I'm sorry I can't make it to your wedding, but I made plans for the Planxing Match that day.

by xXxPubeSlayerxXx August 11, 2019

phlangeesing

when you open your fridge only to discover a terrible smell. what is that well it could be anything cheese, pizza, soup, raw meat. who knows what. but in order to discover what the smell is you take everything out of your fridge and sniff everything. in the end you throw everything out in frustration.

so this morning i was phlangeesing....

not again troy! i told you to take care of your fridge! i am not helping you clean it out!

by ninjadrewzers:) January 2, 2011