Phillies

Established in 1883, they are known as the biggest losers in MLB who own the title for most losses and for completing the WORST September collapse in 1964 when they had 6.5 lead with 12 games remaining. Their fans are known to be big pussies who enjoy fighting and orgies at their stadium, Shitizen's Bank Park. Being in the city of "brotherly love", players Jimmy Rollins and Ryan Howard are often seen holding hands in public, which makes Hole Camels very jealous. Currently, their manager is Charlie "Fat Boy" Manuel.

"Hey, the Phillies won their second World Series title."

"ROFLMFAO! THAT'S IT?! WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS!"

by Phold of 64 December 27, 2008

phillies

to have perfect agreement with, or group praise because something dead serious has happened

someone in the group does something stupid, but hilarious, person then goes phillies, and all tag along

by DevonMN February 20, 2007

Phillies

A group of horses that you, like, kinda want to have sex with.

The crowd roared as the Phillies took the field on a faithful hot summer afternoon that would ultimately steal my youth.

by Willpooonu October 24, 2023

Phillies

Verb. To expectantly blow up and totally drop the ball when all of the odds are in your favor.

Boy, Anakin Skywalker really PHILLIES(ed) up that whole “chosen one” thing, did’t he?

by padddymac May 19, 2025

Phillies Defense

a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.

1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."

by FunThrax October 28, 2009

Phillies Blunts

Premium stogies (cigars) available at your local mini-mart. Available in many varieties (original, strawberry, honey, etc.) and commonly used for smoking the reefer.

Chester the molester bought Stevie a couple packs of Phillies Blunts at Sheetz in exchange for two hours in the back of his Chevy Tahoe his with his 13-year-old sister.

"I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers...plus I'm a rapist an a repeated prison escapist" -Eminem, "As the World Turns"

by Nick D August 16, 2004

Phillies Game

A generic name use when you are too embarrassed to say what you are really doing in Philadelphia. It doesn't matter if the Phillies are actually playing that day, or if it is even baseball season.

Jock co-worker: Yo, what are you doing this weekend?

Ashamed co-worker: I'm going to a comic convention...err, I mean Phillies game.

by Titmas February 11, 2009